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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

WW4

World War II was never called world War II
until the year 1945. Which was very close to the
end of the War.

Then after WWII we were in Korea and the American
public believed we were in WWII

Maybe you can't call it a World War
if it is on television everyday.

So some may ask are we in WWII. My answer to that is
simply no. As i believe what the American public believed
about Korea by were disuaded by the press or other
outside forces.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

The Way I See It #83

The Way I See It #83They told you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What they failed to tell you is that it is best seen with the eyes closed. What you look like isn't important. What is important is who you are inside and the choices you are making in your life.-Tiana Tozer 1991 Paralympic silver and 1996 bronze medalist, women's wheelchair basketball

This coming from the side of a Starbucks cup. The place where they want you to look hip, they want you to be edgy and have that StarBuck look.

I remember going to a coffee stand by the bowling alley on the way to work and talking to a gilr I don’t even know about politics. A cofee stand in a bowling alley parking lot.

When that place closed I was sad.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Angels of Non Silences

Angels of Non Silences

There were five girls sitting behind us at the baseball game the other day and apparently the one girl –the blonde is dating a boy toy in San Fransisco and she is only dating him for the sex and that’s why they call him the boy toy…

And the brunette she is having a problem finding dates as all the guys on My Space or the dating service du jour lie about something and especially when it comes to being attached.

And the Sandy Blonde Girl wanted real bad to sleep with the short stop and she knows him a little bit but not enough to pull the entire scheme off and all three of the girls were heading to the bars after the game hoping to score …and on certain weekends its quite funny how the tan lines on the guys ring fingers seem to appear.

Don’t you love when people carry on private conversations in public places especially in a half empty ball park during a very slow game.


Ironically the blonde was a tad confused when with Men on First And Second and no out the manager did not put doen the bunt sign    


Monday, March 13, 2006

Girl In the Parking Lot

Girl In the Parking Lot

For some reason I walked in Subway the other day for a breakfast something.  I heard they had breakfast so I perused the Menu and decided on a “Denver Egg Sandwich” .  I will refer to the Girl at the Counter as Girl In the Parking Lot (GITPL) because her wasn’t with her body or versa.

Here’s the Transaction

GITPL – Hi what do you want..
Me       - That Western Egg Sandwich.
GITPL  - I don’t know what that is..
Me-        - Its on the menu….
GITPL  (yelling to co worker) – Do you know how to make a Western Egg Sandwich
Me -      -Are you in training
GITPL    -No
Me         - I’ll take something else….
GITPL   (to next person in line) – May I help you.
Lady      -I’ll have a Double Bacon Croisant
GITPL     - what is that.
Lady      - are you in training
GITPL    -No
Manager  -(To GITPL) why don’t you go in the back and sort cheese.
GITPL     -Have we done that before…

I will




Wednesday, October 12, 2005

10/11/05


Today has a really
weird
feel
that
I
can not put my finger on on some days you hate that and other days you cherish it
but
not today.


Yesterday
I stood
in the middle of
a sun soaked,
orange and red streaked
ball field
witnessing the
perfect fall day
that somewhere
along the
line we should bottle
and bring out
in January.


50 percent of
people surveyed
think that
George Bush should
be impeached for
his deceit in
giving reasons for
going to war
with Iraq.

and a humming
bird and Caffeine
is not a good combination.



Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Liz Phair

Oct-06 Ft. Lauderdale,FL RevolutionOct-07 Orlando,FL House of BluesOct-08 Tampa,FL Jannus Landing Oct-10 Atlanta,GA Roxy TheatreOct-12 Washington,DC 9:30 Club Oct-14 Boston,MA AvalonOct-16 Philadelphia,PA Theater of the Living ArtsOct-17 New York,NY Irving PlazaOct-18 New York,NY Irving Plaza Oct-22 Montreal,QC Café Campus Oct-23 Toronto,ON Phoenix Oct-25 Chicago,IL Vic TheaterOct-26 Milwaukee, WI Pabst TheaterOct-27 Minneapolis,MN First AvenueOct-29 Denver,CO Gothic TheaterOct-31 Dallas,TX Gypsy Ballroom Nov-01 Austin,TX La Zona RosaNov-07 Los Angeles,CA House of Blues Nov-08 San Francisco,CA The FillmoreNov-11 Vancouver,BC Commodore Ballroom Nov-12 Seattle,WA Neumo'sNov-13 Portland,OR Crystal BallroomNov-15 Anaheim,CA House of BluesNov-16 San Diego, CA House of Blues